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Original song |
I Want a New Drug |
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Original artist |
Huey Lewis and the News |
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Filk author |
Nelson Bishop |
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Intro |
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I Want a New Bug
(To the tune of: I Want a New Drug, Huey Lewis and the News)
I want a new bug.
One I don't have to fix.
One that wont make me crash my disks.
Or make me use menu picks
I want a new bug
One I don't have to dread.
One that wont turn the cursor black
Or make my graph too red.
Chorus:
One that wont make me nervous
Wonderin' what to do.
One that makes me feel
Like I feel when I'm all through.
When I'm all done and through.
I want a new bug.
One that wont kill.
One that wont thrash too much
Or end in a Nil.
I want a new bug.
One that wont go away.
One that wont keep me up all night.
One that wont make me work all day.
(Chorus)
I want a new bug.
One that wont show.
One that wont make it run too fast.
One that wont make it run too slow.
I want a new bug.
One with no doubt.
One that wont spin the disk too much
Or make me use break out.
(Chorus)
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