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Original song |
Pick a Pocket or Two |
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Original artist |
Lionel Bart |
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Filk author |
MaJoC |
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Intro |
The release of this was delayed slightly when I realised that there's those who would have misconstrued the original wording. Rather than annoy them, let's just write "s/pick/sniff/g", hm? Oh and by the bye (to quote (I *think*) Larry Wall): Only the men in white hats are allowed to do this. |
Pick a Packet or Two
- Strangers with
- Strange accounts
- Porno GIF
- Large amounts
- Villains like these use FSP
You godda pick a packet or two
- You
- Godda pick a packet or two, boys
You godda pick a packet or two.
FSP you do not see
Unless you pick a packet or two.
Forged IPs
- Leave no tracks
- When they launch
- SYN attacks
- Never know why your mail has dried
Unless you pick a packet or two
- You
- Godda pick a packet or two, boys
You godda pick a packet or two.
Buffers fill, net I/O's killed
Unless you drop a packet or two.
RTM
- What a worm
- Internet
- All asquirm
- When he was caught he said it ought
To've only sent a packet or two
- You
- Godda pick a packet or two, boys
You godda pick a packet or two.
Spaf revealed the bug that yielded
More than just a packet or two.
IP port
- Six-six-six
- Firewalls play
- Deadly tricks
- Never assume cross-campus Doom
Won't yield an evil packet or two
- You
- Godda pick a packet or two, boys
You godda pick a packet or two.
Name the campus Ether spammers
When you pick a packet or two.
MBA
- Browsing by
- Activates
- CGI
- Credit-card details, indiscreet
Disclosure in a packet or two
- You
- Godda pick a packet or two, boys
You godda pick a packet or two.
Whiff of porn, all caution's gawn
A compromising packet or two.
IP frags
- Steal your breath
- When they yield
- Ping o' Death
- Kernels beware, rebuild with care
Or gag upon a packet or two
- You
- Godda pick a packet or two, boys
You godda pick a packet or two.
Bound'ry checks can save your neck
A kamikaze packet or two.
Thoughts of this
- Sort of trick
- Reboots my
- Facial tic
- Simply to find some peace of mind
I have to pick a packet or two
- You
- Godda pick a packet or two, boys
You godda pick a packet or two.
We will find some peace of mind
When he can pick a packet or two.
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