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Original song Uptown Girl
Original artist Billy Joel
Filk author Jeffrey K. Bray
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Uptown URL

Uptown URL
You've been living in your virtual world
I'll bet you've never had an inline .FLI
I bet your webmaster never told you why
I'm gonna try for an ...

Uptown URL It's even readable by the outside world
As long as it can handle all the spam
But now you're lookin' for a Photoshop man
That's what I am!

And when you notice the load, its uptime
And then you'll reboot, and see that your mine
You'll see that's its not so tough to serve out files all linked from...

an Uptown URL
You know, it'll be linked to all over the world
We'll even code in all your fancy toys
Even including interactive voice
They'll have a choice!

Uptown URL
You know I can't afford to write in PERL
But maybe someday we can take stdin
And then we can call a cgi-bin
And then they're in!

And when you're loading, you'll be looking so fine
And when they check, it'll say that your mine
They'll see that's its not so tough to serve out files all linked from...

An Uptown URL!
It's even readable by the outside world
As long as it can handle all the spam
But now you're lookin' for a Photoshop man
That's what I am!

Uptown URL!
My Uptown URL!
You know I'm in love with my Uptown URL!

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