Bill's Windows Swill

I do not like it Bill-I-Will. I do not like your Windows Swill.

"Would you like it here or there?"

I would not like it here or there. I would not like it anywhere. I do not like your Windows Swill. I do not like it Bill-I-Will.

"In the computer in your house? Would you select it with your mouse?"

I do not want it in my house, will not select it with my mouse. I do not like it here or there. I do not like it anywhere. I do not like your Windows Swill. I do not like it Bill-I-Will.

"Would you use it with a CISC? Would you use it in your RISC?"

Not with a CISC. Not with my RISC. Not in my house. Not with my mouse. I would not use it here or there. I would not use it anywhere. I would not use your Windows Swill. I do not like it Bill-I-Will.

"With a cable modem through a LAN? Use it ! Use it! Use more RAM! You may likeit . You will see. Try it in a new P III!"

Not with your modem or a LAN, DSL or more RAM! Not with a CISC, not with my RISC, not in my house, not with my mouse! No AMD or new P III, Bill-I-Will, YOU LET ME BE!!

"You do not like it, so you say. Try it! Try it! And you may! Try it and you may, I say!"

BILL!! If you will let me be, I will try it. You will see.

(Clickity-clickity-clic*...BOING! FREEZE! CRASH!!)

Say! HEY! I LOATHE that Windows Swill! I do! I loathe it Bill! I knew! I KNEW!
PLease remove it from my house, disconnect it from my mouse.
Keep it and your cheesy CISC, keep it and you leave my RISC.
Please pack up your new P III, return to your MONOPOLY.
Leave me with my stable Mac, close the door and don't come back.

Keep your modem and your LAN,
Your DSL, and more RAM.
Take your software and you SCRAM!!

I will not use code full of SPAM.
I'd sooner eat Green Eggs and Ham!