||9 to 5
||Dolly Parton (?)
(to the tune of "9 To 5")
Roll out of bed, switch on your PCs,
Catch yourselves a faceful of feces -
The nightmares finally come alive!
It locks up files, hangs applications,
Hits new heights in bug generation -
Dont you know its WINDOWS 95!
WINDOWS 95: its the Microsoft invention!
WINDOWS 95: brings you traumas, tears and tension!
Watch it seize your drive! Its so sickeningly clever;
Its enough to drive you round the bend forever...
F**ks your fax, mangles your modem;
Watch those links - its sure to explode em!
It may sound crazy, but its true...
Reconfig from dawn until dinner;
Boy, Bill Gates sure picked him a winner -
Better than a demolition crew!
WINDOWS 95: self-destructs when you install it!
WINDOWS 95: I know lots of names to call it!
It may look alive, but its all hot air and vapor;
Its enough to drive you back to pen and paper...
No one to blame, no one to cut up;
Nothing to do but pay up and shut up
While all those MS ManiacS thrive...
Thats why from city to state, nation to nation
Millions wail in loud desperation:
"PEOPLE LIKE US HATE WINDOWS 95!!!"